Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Where is my lottery ticket?

Imagine you are owner of this PoS in Culver City, CA. You are is sitting at home, supping on can of beer, and watching the infomercials. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. You answer the door, and you are greeted by a sharp suited realtor with a cheesey smile. "hey, sir, did you know that your house is worth $740,000? and if you list with Crackhouse Realty we will get you that price in no time at all".

Unfortunately, you are still waiting for that check to arrive in the post. This listing has been on the market for the best part of a year. Meanwhile the market for high range slums has just dried up. If only the realtor had called you six months earlier. Sadly, the only get-rich-quick option left open is the lottery. So take that last lonely dollar out of your pocket and head down to the Seven-Eleven.

Many thanks to Tamra for this one. The MLS number is 05-029011.

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